But, but, but... They said I'd make $100k/year...

Yes, they said lots of things.

Posted on LA's Craigslist:

Solo practitioner needs an entry level attorney ,licensed in California as an assistant in a civil litigation ,bankruptcy ,PI practice .Must be able to draft various documents such as oppositions ,discovery, pleadings etc ,under time stress .Must know or be ready to learn filing ,calendaring ,preparation for trials. Please send your resume and availability. A one year commitment is a must this is a full time job.
Location: Bevery Hills
Compensation: 24 to 30 K
This is a contract job.

Link here: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/lgl/1970510041.html